I’ve got more shifts than I have ever gotten at work so next pay I’ll be getting double what I’d usually get do you know what that means??????
I’m going to stay up late so I sleep in and don’t have to wait all day to go to Paul’s because I’m super gay and seeing him is the only thing I ever look forward to.
I need to stop being stupid and getting all weird when girls compliment Paul, it doesn’t matter if they’re more attractive than me because Paul hates everyone except me and he loves me and lets me kiss him so it isn’t a problem but I freak out anyway
I feel really bad when people post shit like “who wants to hang out with me” and I volunteer so they feel as if they have to hang out with me and that’s how I have a social life.