August 2012
I am so fucking sick of myself
Why does auto correct always fuck up when I’m in a bad mood?
Paul’s phone is off and I havent seen him for a week and we haven’t talked much and I miss him and need to know if we are going somewhere on Sunday and I can’t contact him because his phone is off and I am upset and lonely and sad and upset and lonely and this is hard I don’t want to live anymore okay bye
alligatort3ars asked: Sorry to chime but dehydrated skin and dry skin are completely different things and aren't affected by one another.
Everyone probably thinks I’m super dumb now
How annoying is it when people try to annoy me
linkedmindz asked: alcohol does not dry your skin, it fluidizes your blood and makes you bleed more. That's why you can't drink before you get tattooed as it makes you bleed too much when the tattooist does, he must go on harder, then you have hematomas etc... It's more painful and you do less in more time. You still should ask your tattoo artist first as I'm not but I'm quite sure this is...
Anonymous asked: no they dont :C
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the...
allthewayhomee:
zombieirish:
-Waterbending
-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
((all of the above on a daily basis))
harleyquinnsexual:
solluxcaptor:
unclefather:
if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies
the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat
so it does apply
pancakeghost:
I wish viagra commercials were as embarrassing as pad/tampon commercials. A bunch of guys coming up to their friend saying “hey buddy, we’re going to get some chicks and get laid, wanna come with” and this guy crosses his legs and puts his hands in his lap and whispers “I can’t” and then they all laugh and give him some pills and then this guy can poledance in a tram or a bus on...
vxor asked: HAHA
linkedmindz asked: You can. You can get drunk once you have been tattooed, but you can't drink before you get your tattoo
Do dicks float?
life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
I want fake boobs because of being picked on every day through high school since I was 11.
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I really want to get a tattoo on my 18th and I want to go get drunk BUT I CAN’T DO BOTH
