"It's Christmas time again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year, I'm growing tired of all of this Christmas cheer. You people scare me, please stay away from my home. Just leave the presents and then leave me alone."

ihatemuggles:queserasara:wheredidjengo:

- Blink-182

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482. WORKING OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES DOES NOT JUSTIFY YOU EATING TWO BIG MACS AND DROWNING YOURSELF IN A TRIPLE THICK MILKSHAKE.

(via gotwisdom)

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yrgod: this is the appropriate age to have sex, try drugs, drink alcohol, or believe in rock n roll because all of these things will kill you dead. go to church and get high on jesus. lol u

yrgod:

this is the appropriate age to have sex, try drugs, drink alcohol, or believe in rock n roll because all of these things will kill you dead.

go to church and get high on jesus.

lol u

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yrgod: dis too

yrgod:

dis too

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titanics:lookleftandlie:theycallmezulu:charlottesweb: an incredibly accurate chart. The Evolution of the Hipster [PIC]

titanics:lookleftandlie:theycallmezulu:charlottesweb:

an incredibly accurate chart.

The Evolution of the Hipster [PIC]

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titanics:txtsfrmlstnght:

(619): Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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tsoaf:rustyruins:

This has been stuck in my head FOREVER

omg YES

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